My Computer is Fixed

If you didn’t know it was broken, then I probably only talk to you through my computer. No offense.

I downloaded one of those, what do you call it, “virus scanners.” I think it did the trick. It deleted the 53 viruses that I have accumulated since my software update subscription expired two years ago. And there was another virus that could not be deleted or quarantined. I figure it’s not that big of a deal though, since it takes 54 of them to reach the critical point at which my computer ceases to function.

The only reason I’m telling you this is because I think we can all learn a valuable lesson from it. That is, if your virus scanner detects something in a file someone sent you, then tell them about it... and that nothing is ever my fault.




Well, I guess it's ok..