Question #5
"What came first, the chicken or the egg?"
- Mike
This question has been asked for years by people that have nothing better to do, just like you. It’s not an easy question to answer. Creationists tend to say that it was the chicken, while evolutionists tend to agree that it was indeed (technically) the chicken. So you can begin to see the problem here.
The process is difficult describe, so I created this PG-13 rated diagram to help you understand.
Step 1: “What comes first,” is not the chicken or the egg, per se. The first event is actually the administration of a special blend of antibiotics, hormones, and date rape drugs to promote growth and manage breeding.
Step 2: A mutant chicken grows inside of an egg and eventually hatches.
Step 3: More miscellaneous drugs administered, usually consisting of additional hormones and whatever else the farmers can get thier hands on.
Step 4: After a careful selection process (and sending the chickens with more than two legs to KFC), the “normal” giant chickens are shipped out to your grocery store.
Step 5: Nobody really knows what happens in step 5, so just try not to think about it.
- Mike
This question has been asked for years by people that have nothing better to do, just like you. It’s not an easy question to answer. Creationists tend to say that it was the chicken, while evolutionists tend to agree that it was indeed (technically) the chicken. So you can begin to see the problem here.
The process is difficult describe, so I created this PG-13 rated diagram to help you understand.
Step 1: “What comes first,” is not the chicken or the egg, per se. The first event is actually the administration of a special blend of antibiotics, hormones, and date rape drugs to promote growth and manage breeding.
Step 2: A mutant chicken grows inside of an egg and eventually hatches.
Step 3: More miscellaneous drugs administered, usually consisting of additional hormones and whatever else the farmers can get thier hands on.
Step 4: After a careful selection process (and sending the chickens with more than two legs to KFC), the “normal” giant chickens are shipped out to your grocery store.
Step 5: Nobody really knows what happens in step 5, so just try not to think about it.
posted by brien at
10/26/2004 11:52:00 PM
3 Comments:
Obviously, the egg. Look the dinosaurs... :)
Lola (lolamr.blogalia.com)
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Anonymous, at 5:02 AM
THAT is hilarious!
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Anonymous, at 4:25 AM
Well, it all depends. I mean anyone can make scrambled eggs. But I always screw up fried eggs because I break the yolk. Still I would say making eggs is generally easier than preparing the whole chicken.
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brien, at 12:28 AM
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