Question #3

"I am not sure if this is the kind of question that you normally answer and it may be sort of a hard one. My girlfriend has been getting on my nerves lately but I have a hard time talking to her about it. Every time I try she gets all googley eyed and I can’t do it."
- Joey

I answer all types of questions.

I’m sorry to hear about your girlfriend’s eye problem. I can only image how deranged she must look. When my eyes itch I sometimes use Clearasil eye drops and I think it can make swelling go down as well. If that doesn’t work try getting her to wear sunglasses all the time.

I know the other part is trivial compared to whole ‘eye’ thing but I have some suggestions for handling your emotions, too. The easiest thing to do is just suppress your anger. That usually works pretty well. Eventually though, you’ll have to channel your rage toward something else - like your dog, the sales clerk at the mall, and all the people you come into daily contact with - so just be ready for that. But remember, killing people should always be the last resort, cause man, those guys on CSI are good.

Also, if you just want to let her know that you are mad try giving her a red rose, since red is the color of rage. She should be able to take a hint.