The Mystery Bulge

Since all the other bloggers are talking about it…

Here is some internet feedback on the media feedback concerning internet initiated rumors about Bush’s mystery bulge.

In response to video footage of the first debate, James Atkinson (Technical Surveillance Counter Measures) said, “I have come to the professional opinion that either George Bush was wearing a wireless prompter/queuing system […] or is growing some kind of mutant dorsal fin.”

I, however, have to question Atkinson’s professional opinion since most engineers don’t know much about biology. Seriously, what are the chances of him growing a dorsal fin?

Maybe he was wearing a wireless piece. But who cares if the president is incapable of thinking for himself anyway? No one else in this country can either.